He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
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I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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