My balls are so social today.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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