Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Umm I'm too high to move.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
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thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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