Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
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so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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