It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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