If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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