Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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