can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
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the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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