I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
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There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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