Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Too much gin, very little bucket
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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