There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
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My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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