The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
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We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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