Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
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My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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