who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
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