Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
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i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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