I think I died a long time ago.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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