I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
You can't special order awesome
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
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I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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