Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
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i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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