I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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