i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I would fuck him just for his dog
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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