Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
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we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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