Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
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I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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