It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
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so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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