is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
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I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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