I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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