I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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