is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
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There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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