Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
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so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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