I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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