I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
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It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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