If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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