you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
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I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
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First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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