David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
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What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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