I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
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When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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