She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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