never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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