Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
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Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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