I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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