Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
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She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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