He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
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YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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