Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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