we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
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Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
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I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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