did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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