I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
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I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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