i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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