Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
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I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
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He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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