I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize