oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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