HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
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Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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