We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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