Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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